Chocolate Style A (12 designs; burgundy text)
(looks great on ivory card stock)
Quotes include:
1. Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.
2. Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.
3. Chocolate . . . the breakfast of champions.
4. If it ain't chocolate, it ain't breakfast!
5. If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
6. Exercise is a dirty word. . . Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
7. I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said. (author unknown)
8. I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
9. I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process . . .It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
10. I am not overweight. I am chocolate enriched.
11. Money talks. Chocolate sings.
12. Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. (Milton Hershey)
Chocolate Style B (12 designs; burgundy text)
(looks great on ivory card stock)
Quotes include:
1. Simply put . . . everyone has a price, mine is chocolate.
2. The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! (Terry Moore)
3. Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands—and then eat just one of the pieces. (Judith Viorst)
4. If life is like a box of chocolates, then its time for me to buy another box, I seemed to have already devoured all the good ones!
5. Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate! (Elaine Sherman; Book of Divine Indulgences)
6. Life without chocolate is like a beach without water.
7. This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! he turned into a box of chocolates.
8. Nuts just take up space where chocolate out to be.
9. Nobody knows the truffles I’ve seen.
10. There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. (Anonymous)
11. My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. (Dave Barry)
12. Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.
Chocolate Style C (6 designs; burgundy text)
(looks great on ivory card stock)
Quotes include:
1. An on the 8th day, God created chocolate.
2. In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was better.
3. In heaven chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course.
4. If there isn’t chocolate in heaven, I am not going.
5. If God had meant for us to be thin, he would not have created chocolate.
6. If I must die, let it be death by chocolate.
Chocolate Style D (12 designs; burgundy text)
(looks great on ivory card stock)
Quotes include:
1. Stress would not be so hard to take if it was chocolate coated.
2. Save the earth . . . it is the only planet with chocolate.
3. Chocolate may not fix everything, but it’s a good substitute.
4. There is no chocolate anonymous because no one wants to quit.
5. Friends are the chocolate chips of life.
6. Among life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of chocolate can make a woman gain five pounds.
7. Chocolate doesn’t make the world go around, but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile.
8. Put the chocolate in the bag and nobody gets hurt.
9. A day without chocolate is a day without sunshine.
10. Diet Tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off of your appetite, and you’ll eat less.
11. A balance diet is chocolate in both hands.
12. Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.